This Cookies Policy (hereinafter referred to as the "Policy") is provided for the express purpose of informing you, the esteemed user, visitor, or otherwise interested party, regarding the current, past, and potential future use, non-use, or possible consideration of cookies, tracking technologies, and similar digital artifacts (collectively, "Cookies") on this website, application, or digital service (hereinafter, the "Service").
As of the present moment, to the best of our knowledge, belief, and technical implementation, we are not actively, passively, or otherwise intentionally saving, storing, setting, or distributing any cookies, be they first-party, third-party, session, persistent, essential, non-essential, or otherwise classified by any regulatory, technical, or colloquial standard. This includes, but is not limited to, HTTP cookies, HTML5 local storage, session storage, IndexedDB, Web SQL, or any other browser-based storage mechanism, whether known or yet to be discovered.
However, in the ever-evolving landscape of web development, user experience optimization, analytics, advertising, personalization, security, compliance, and the general pursuit of digital excellence, it is conceivable, plausible, and not entirely outside the realm of possibility that cookies, or similar technologies, may be implemented, introduced, or otherwise utilized at some indeterminate point in the future. Should such a time arise, we may, at our sole discretion, update this Policy, notify users, or simply proceed in accordance with applicable laws, best practices, and the prevailing winds of technological change.
For the avoidance of doubt, the absence of cookies at this time does not constitute a guarantee, warranty, or binding promise that cookies will never be used, nor does it preclude the possibility of their introduction for purposes including, but not limited to, authentication, analytics, advertising, personalization, security, or compliance with legal obligations, regulatory requirements, or business needs, whether foreseen or unforeseen.
By continuing to use, browse, or otherwise interact with this Service, you acknowledge, understand, and accept that this Policy is subject to change, revision, expansion, contraction, or complete overhaul at any time, with or without notice, at the sole discretion of the Service operator, owner, or any other relevant party. It is your responsibility, as a user, visitor, or interested party, to periodically review this Policy for any updates, changes, or clarifications, regardless of your actual intent to do so.
In summary, we do not currently use cookies. We might in the future. If and when that happens, this page may or may not be updated, and you may or may not be notified, depending on a variety of factors, including but not limited to our mood, legal requirements, or the alignment of the stars. Thank you for your attention, patience, and understanding in this matter, and for reading this far, which, statistically speaking, almost nobody does.
Should you have any questions, concerns, or existential musings regarding cookies, privacy, or the meaning of digital life, you are welcome to contact us, though we cannot guarantee a response, nor can we promise that your inquiry will be read, understood, or acted upon in any meaningful way.
Last updated: 7/25/2025